Yesterday was Oprah's 2007 edition of her Favorite Things. Oprah is my fave because she loves giving gifts and making people so excited that they lose their minds in a way that is almost completely offensive but still manages to make it look like she is doing good deeds. For example, Oprah gave away her most expensive gift in Favorite Things history, which was a refrigerator with a television in it. I think it was a refrigerator that cost $3,000. Everyone was screamin and cryin for it more than any other favorite thing and I felt so gross about it. Then she mentioned that the refrigerator company was going to come to their house for free and take their old refrigerator to either recycle it or give it to a needy family. On one hand, who could hate such a good deed? On the other I think we all know that they are just going to throw the old refrigerators in the ocean.

Also, for her birthday Oprah had a cake that weighed as much as four of my bodies.