Noah knows too many things about basketball. It hurts me to see it.

Here are some things I say when I ride my bike everyday:

1) oh no
2) I almost just died
3) fuck you, car
4) get away from me, car
5) don't hit me
6) Well Ive been waiting, waiting here so long
But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, ooh now I know
She has a built in ability
To take everything she sees
And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

Well I dont really know her, I only know her name
But she crawls under your skin, youre never quite the same, and now i
Know
Shes got something you just cant trust
Its something mysterious
And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

She dont like losing, to her its still a game
And though she will mess up your life,
Youll want her just the same, and now I know
She has a built in ability
To take everything she sees
And now it seems Ive fallen, fallen for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

She seems to have an invisible touch...
7) I can't believe that I'm alive right now
8) I wonder if she could tell Im hard right now, hmmm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Ut oh, you feel that? alright
Come on, dont stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

1 - baby when were grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I cant fight it
Oh, youre dancing real close
Cuz its real, real slow
(you know what youre doing, dont you)
Youre making it hard for me

All the songs on you requested
Youre dancing like youre naked
Oh, its almost like were sexing (oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I cant deny it
But I know you can tell
Im excited, oh girl

2 - step back youre dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you

Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I cant help it
You know what I wanna do

Repeat 1

Baby us dancing so close
Aint a good idea
Cuz imma want you now and here
The way that you shake it on me
Makes me want you so bad sexually
Oh girl

Repeat 2

Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I cant help it
You know what I wanna do

Repeat 1

Repeat 1

I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh

Repeat 1 while:

I like the way you move
Youre making me want you
Oh the way you move
I like those things you do
But youre a little too close

Repeat 1 until fade
9) This car wants to kill me

things I have been worried about

1) While at the library yesterday, using the computer to look at my really personal student loan documents, a large man at another computer started to laugh. I am worried that he hacked into the secret library network to see all of my personal financial information (so he could steal it).

2) I haven't gotten a credit card offer from WaMu in the mail for a few weeks. I think someone might have taken out a card in my name after digging through my mail or garbage.

An oldie but a goodie: A few months ago a student loan payment check I mailed never went through. Someone probably snatched it to steal my identity, but after realizing I have nothing likely gave it back.

There was a really nice day a few weeks ago. On the 72, there were two sassy teens wearing the same monochromic short short and lil' hoodie outfits. One was in hot green, while the other had chosen hot pink. While they were stepping off the bus, a woman in front of me answered a phone call. This was all I heard: "Wait, pictures of what? They went public? They will pay... they will pay."

Last week I went a little overboard while making lunch and loaded my quesadilla with too many fillings. I had to eat it with a knife and fork, which worked out pretty well cleanliness-wise, but really I only worried that I looked like some freak from this episode of Seinfeld.

I found out that quesadilla means "little cheesy thing".

One of the more depressing features of my life right now is the fact that the only people I recognize are people who ride my bus, and the only time I recognize them is when I am riding the bus.

Today I went somewhere really nice. Guess where it was? It was Oxbow Regional Park in Gresham. All you do is travel eastward on the street that is Division and ride through some xmas tree farms for a while. Then you are there and it is so great! There was a really great rapidly flowing river, and some really nice birds. I never thought that I was going to die while I was there, plus the air smells nice. For an hour after I left my nearsightedness was temporarily cured, I think.

It was better than the Grotto, but you should still go to the Grotto. If you go to the place where Sandy and 82nd cross and walk 15 yards past the 7-11, all of a sudden you are in a catholic wonderland devoted to the Virgin Mary. Half of The Grotto is this paved walkway surrounded by greenery with depictions of the Stations of the Cross cast from bronze that is below a cliff. Into the cliff is a shallow cave with the main display inside. It's really pretty! If you pay $3.50 you can buy a coin that lets you ride the elevator, where the rest of the Grotto is. That part is even better!