August 18, 2008

Hey, blogaholics. I'm writing to you from the 1950s future. I'm casually walking around on the moon.

August 12, 2008

I have recently discovered that I am really good at playing Sopranos pinball. This was a huge revelation as I had thought before that I was terrible at all pinball games. Maybe I'm not good enough to know that this is nothing to stand tall about, but my hint that I was good at it comes from the fact that at one point I had four balls going at once. More great discoveries: I am horrible at Star Trek: TNG pinball. I am decent at Batman Forever pinball. More to come soon!

July 8, 2008

Here are some things I say when I ride my bike everyday:

1) oh no
2) I almost just died
3) fuck you, car
4) get away from me, car
5) don't hit me
6) Well Ive been waiting, waiting here so long
But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, ooh now I know
She has a built in ability
To take everything she sees
And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

Well I dont really know her, I only know her name
But she crawls under your skin, youre never quite the same, and now i
Know
Shes got something you just cant trust
Its something mysterious
And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

She dont like losing, to her its still a game
And though she will mess up your life,
Youll want her just the same, and now I know
She has a built in ability
To take everything she sees
And now it seems Ive fallen, fallen for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

She seems to have an invisible touch...
7) I can't believe that I'm alive right now
8) I wonder if she could tell Im hard right now, hmmm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Ut oh, you feel that? alright
Come on, dont stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

1 - baby when were grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I cant fight it
Oh, youre dancing real close
Cuz its real, real slow
(you know what youre doing, dont you)
Youre making it hard for me

All the songs on you requested
Youre dancing like youre naked
Oh, its almost like were sexing (oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I cant deny it
But I know you can tell
Im excited, oh girl

2 - step back youre dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you

Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I cant help it
You know what I wanna do

Repeat 1

Baby us dancing so close
Aint a good idea
Cuz imma want you now and here
The way that you shake it on me
Makes me want you so bad sexually
Oh girl

Repeat 2

Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I cant help it
You know what I wanna do

Repeat 1

Repeat 1

I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh

Repeat 1 while:

I like the way you move
Youre making me want you
Oh the way you move
I like those things you do
But youre a little too close

Repeat 1 until fade
9) This car wants to kill me

June 25, 2008

things I have been worried about

1) While at the library yesterday, using the computer to look at my really personal student loan documents, a large man at another computer started to laugh. I am worried that he hacked into the secret library network to see all of my personal financial information (so he could steal it).

2) I haven't gotten a credit card offer from WaMu in the mail for a few weeks. I think someone might have taken out a card in my name after digging through my mail or garbage.

An oldie but a goodie: A few months ago a student loan payment check I mailed never went through. Someone probably snatched it to steal my identity, but after realizing I have nothing likely gave it back.

June 5, 2008

There was a really nice day a few weeks ago. On the 72, there were two sassy teens wearing the same monochromic short short and lil' hoodie outfits. One was in hot green, while the other had chosen hot pink. While they were stepping off the bus, a woman in front of me answered a phone call. This was all I heard: "Wait, pictures of what? They went public? They will pay... they will pay."